I don't give a damn about my bad reputation

how do you get a nice body without moving

ACTING

Oh no, looks like there might be some new virus video going around.

If your a true Star Trek fan or blog…

not-in-front-of-the-klingons:

katesinyoface:

I’ll follow you, just saying… It’s only been my favorite TV since birth, and that’s a true story. Lol

ohdearitsfatal:

HEY NCF TUMBLR FOLK

someone very unwanted (both legally and otherwise) is rumoured to be on campus tomorrow.

his name is ELI PACKOUZ

IF YOU SEE HIM

OR HEAR THAT HE IS HERE

CALL THE COPS

SPREAD THE WORD

HE IS A PREDATOR

spread the word, be safe

❤ ❤ ❤

Every episode of TNG

aliens: thing
crew: oh no, captain, thing
picard: tell me about thing
geordi, data, and troi: this is what we know about thing
picard: number one, fix thing
riker: i don't know if i can fix thing
wesley: can i help with thing?
picard: oh look, thing fixed. good job, number one
riker: actually it was wesley
picard: shit

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

that-is-illogical:

There are puns

and then there’s the star trek reboot soundtracks

Hack To the Future

The Flask At Hand

Hangar Management

Enterprising Young Men

A Whole In My Hearth

I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Beam Up!

Nice To Meld You

I Gotta Beam Me

Trekking Down the Narada

Does It Still McFly?

Nero Death Experience

Meld-merized

Warp Core Values

i want to talk about a really sad tng episode

i know some of you haven’t watched tng yet so i’m putting this under a read more

thelogicaltribble:

This scene was heartbreaking.

teroknortailor:

thesecretmichan:

can I just say how fucking excited I am for the new trekkies akshakdasd

maybe they’ll start TOS

maybe they’ll liveblog it

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS FANDOM

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

catsandallthatjazz:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

Basically Bubble Tea of Death

firelordazula:

do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests

pizzasavedmylife:

The worst way to go