You’ve been buttering your cats wrong this whole time.
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”
all i want for christmas is you(r money)
Limits of the Human Body by Soda Pop Avenue
Credit goes to SPA, but I wanted this here for a writer’s reference. This way we know exactly how far we can push our characters
Tumblr friends. You all saved my life. Unfortunately I need help one last time to keep it that way.
You raised $3,000 for my major brain surgery in October. Well, the bill is $9,600- Medicaid covered the hospital, NOT the doctor(!!). due to financial hardship, it’s reduced…
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars :~)
i’m honestly terrified of whatever 2014’s big fandom will be
2014: Rise of the South Park fandom
we don’t know who put this on our fridge.
we are going to find out.
I Am Really Fucking Mad About This Bull Shit
my mom put my brother’s real birthday present inside this box and he thought this was it for a good two minutes